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Lustige SMS Sprüche

Lustige SMS Sprüche sorgen für ein Lächeln beim Empfänger. Ein paar lustige Worte per SMS bringen Ihre Liebsten, Freunde und Bekannten zum Lachen und zum Schmunzeln.

Ganz egal, ob jemand krank ist oder traurig ist, lustige SMS Sprüche heitern das Gegenüber am anderen Ende des Handys auf und bauen seelisch auf

. Denn schließlich ist Lachen immer die beste Medizin. Lustige SMS Sprüche versüßen ohne großen Aufwand einen langweiligen Tag.

Hier eine Sammlung.

Wäre der heutige Tag ein Fisch, würde ich ihn wieder in den See werfen.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von Anna |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
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Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
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Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
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Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
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If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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Kannst Du am Boden liegen bleiben, ohne Dich festzuhalten, bist Du sicher nicht betrunken.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von robby |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
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Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
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If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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Du bist krank vor Liebe? Lass uns gemeinsam krank sein und das im Bett auskurieren.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von wasdenn |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
not connected to Facebook
Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
not connected to Google+
If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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!Verstoß melden

Lache und sei froh, es könnte viel schlimmer sein. Ich lachte und war froh und es wurde schlimmer.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von phaedra |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
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Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
not connected to Google+
If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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!Verstoß melden

Ich hoffe, ich bin der Grund, dass Du glücklich auf dein Handy schaust und dann gegen einen Pfosten rennst.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von robby |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
not connected to Facebook
Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
not connected to Google+
If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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!Verstoß melden

Heute putze ich mal meine Fenster. Nur so aus Neugier, damit ich sehe, was draußen ist.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von Senorita |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
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Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
not connected to Google+
If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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!Verstoß melden

Habe meine Schwiegermutter im Wald ausgesetzt, sie hat ein Handy mit Navi und kam zurück.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von Blade |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
not connected to Facebook
Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
not connected to Google+
If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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!Verstoß melden

Klar arbeitest Du als Mann viel harter, weil ich als Frau mache es gleich beim ersten Mal richtig.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von Vandale |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
not connected to Facebook
Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
not connected to Google+
If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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!Verstoß melden

Wenn du mit nicht in fünfzehn Sekunden auf diese SMS antwortest, es sind bereits zehn Sekunden vorbei, dann bekomme ich einen Kuss von Dir. Ohje, Deine Zeit ist abgelaufen.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von Grummel |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
not connected to Facebook
Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
not connected to Google+
If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

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!Verstoß melden

Du bist ein Schatz, ich brauche eine Karte und eine Schaufel, um Dich auszugraben.

Kat.: Lustige SMS Sprüche

am 12/03/2018 von privat |

Two clicks for more privacy: The Facebook Like button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Facebook – see i.
not connected to Facebook
Two clicks for more privacy: The Pin it button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Pinterest – see i.
not connected to Pinterest
Two clicks for more privacy: The Tweet this button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Twitter – see i.
not connected to Twitter
Share via facebook.
Two clicks for more privacy: The Google+ button will be enabled once you click here. Activating the button already sends data to Google – see i.
not connected to Google+
If you activate these fields via click, data will be sent to a third party (Facebook, Twitter, Google, ...) and stored there. For more details click i.Settings
Permanently enable share buttons:Facebook Like/RecommendPinterestTwitterGoogle+

Als Bild

!Verstoß melden

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